Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely co-incidental and my intention is not to disrespect or demean any particular religion, race, creed, colour, medical condition or your lack of spelling and grammar or for that matter, any other affliction you may have that pertains to hurting your feelings. Ya big sook - Ava Laugh!!
I fink its funy, yoo no. I figred, if i wite lik dis faw long enuff, I cud slo yur brayn down to a neer stanstill. If yoo weed dis faw long enuff, yoo wuld awemost feew wike yuv hit a bwik waw and r aktchully goin bakwads. Its a bi- produkt of txting, i fink. Mobil fones hav chanjed owr way of finking, an mad us lazi. We hav becum a wurld of akronims an shortkuts. Butt its ok. Yoo stil undrstan me, don yoo? So it dusnt matta. Evn do mi spllng iz krap, yoo got a handl on wot langwidge we iz speekin. Juz don tri to gogle transl8 me mezages cuzz, awe yur gona en up wid a frzled nudle.Ode To The Illiterate